Half Life A XXX Parody
One of those girls who is prepared to give up all for the sake of others is Alyx Vance. That has a seductive quality to it. She's pretty well had enough of Earth being annexed by the Combine. She has been fighting alongside the resistance for this reason, trying her utmost to save the refugees in the canals. She was sent to you today, Mr. Freeman. Even though you've been in stasis for twenty years, the resistance needs you. You'll admit that you're a little sleepy, but don't worry, Alyx will awaken your sexual appetite, starting with your dick.
