When dog trainer Jeremy sees Claudia's enormous breasts, he decides he would rather train those puppies than Claudia's dog Daisy. And maybe, just maybe, he'll get to train her cat as well. But let's be honest: you already know he's the one getting trained with Claudia. Jeremy, heel.
Seth unexpectedly meets Echo Valley, who he initially suspects is a horny cougar, but he insists she register to vote after suffocating him with her titties.
Alan discovers Phil's mother, Mrs. Estelle, exercising in the living room, revealing her secret to Phil: she gets the most sweat due to her exercise.
Mrs. Erica Lauren is settling into her bedroom, unaware of her son's buddy's interest in younger men and older women, who are horny for humping.
Derrick, a top student with a 98 on the recent exam, is held after class by Professor Penny Porsche, who believes he's already perfect.
Hayley Davies seeks her friend's husband's opinion on bikinis before leaving town, hearing him praise her friend while staying there. She inspects the item to ensure it fits her small crotch.
During a leisurely drink and fireside conversation, Bridgette B. presents a unique, attractive holiday ensemble. Despite the temptation to treat her like a beast, the speaker allows her to effortlessly engage and captivate the speaker.
Alan is ashamed of witnessing his friend's mother's state after spilling her shirt, but she interprets his 7 rating as a challenge and plans to rate her a ten before ending their time together.
Mishka prefers cat hair for hangover remedies, so on New Year's Day, she gives Alan a drink before sucking down his penis.
Mrs. Jewell and Mrs. Lauren celebrate their pupils' debating victory by arguing over who will climb on Mr. Christian's cock first and thanking him for his assistance.
Professor Stone is urging students to vote, but is unsure of how to convince Alan, who feels significant now after seeing a picture of her curvaceous teacher.
Jocyln Stone hires a college student to rearrange furniture, but a cougar is hiding a secret box in her pants, forcing him to navigate the cougar's ferocious jaws.
The narrator's wife is pruded about sex, but they still need to meet needs. They meet with Alexis Zara, who knows how to get them going. Mishka needs help with her pool, and a local pool boy is recommended for assistance. He will be busy for a while.