The author meets a energetic neighbor who enjoys playing tennis and basketball. They buy ping pong balls and a paddle, hoping he will teach them. They dream of a strong-willed, manly, sensitive, and loving person who loves them deeply. The neighbor is currently playing basketball outdoors, and they believe he would be theirs.
Monika Fox, Shalina Devine, their spouses, and a friend explore their relationship at a swingers party, where they alternately DP and shove their balls into the women's mouths.