You'll love how great this vacuum sucks!" is how the Diamond 200*6 is described. Sammy Sparks has fallen for the trap of allowing a door-to-door salesman to con him. She doesn't require a stand-alone vacuum, but if one could suction a golf ball through a garden hose the way she can, she might give it some thought.
Mikey, Mrs. Starr's son's best friend and student, visits for after-school tutoring despite not needing assistance with his history lesson, knowing her husband and friend's absences.
Alan is ashamed of witnessing his friend's mother's state after spilling her shirt, but she interprets his 7 rating as a challenge and plans to rate her a ten before ending their time together.
Derrick, a top student with a 98 on the recent exam, is held after class by Professor Penny Porsche, who believes he's already perfect.
Jenner borrows a book from his friend's house, but Mrs. Valley tells him to return later. Jenner begs for entry, questioning if his goal is to get into her trousers.
Holly Halston, a joyful warrior, challenges her son's friend to a duel, confident that the warrior will not put his steel away until it's used.
Professor Stone is urging students to vote, but is unsure of how to convince Alan, who feels significant now after seeing a picture of her curvaceous teacher.
Mrs. Erica Lauren is settling into her bedroom, unaware of her son's buddy's interest in younger men and older women, who are horny for humping.
Alan discovers Phil's mother, Mrs. Estelle, exercising in the living room, revealing her secret to Phil: she gets the most sweat due to her exercise.
Mrs. Harmony Bliss and Crystal Ashley are lustful man-eaters, with Crystal being a crafty cougar who meets Harmony's son's friend, leading to a lucky sandwich.
Jimmy, Holly Claus's friend, visits her while she's at basketball practice. She asks him to apply oil to her back, and Jimmy helps her lubricate her tits. The attractive blonde MILF becomes aroused and licks Jimmy's dick before painting her face.
Jocyln Stone hires a college student to rearrange furniture, but a cougar is hiding a secret box in her pants, forcing him to navigate the cougar's ferocious jaws.
Becca, a disbelieving cougar, is about to be sued, and her life is about to end as her documents are delivered.