Upon returning a jacket to his friend Phil, Alan discovers Mrs. Estelle, Phil's mother, exercising in the living room. Her amazing physical condition amazes him, but she shares with him her dirty little secret: she gets lots of fucked. It produces the most sweat. Do you want to go with me?
Misty Vonage and Milan go shopping, but the experience turns into a fucking adventure, with Derrick tanting not only one beautiful milf but two.
Tyann Mason's butcher, known as "Lambchop," has a crush on her, even placing his phone number on her meat slab, despite her lack of lust.
Jenner borrows a book from his friend's house, but Mrs. Valley tells him to return later. Jenner begs for entry, questioning if his goal is to get into her trousers.
Joey Lynn's son Brad is having sex with attractive Mrs. Lynn, while keeping the house tidy to pass time for Mrs. Lynn to clean his cock.
Seth unexpectedly meets Echo Valley, who he initially suspects is a horny cougar, but he insists she register to vote after suffocating him with her titties.
Holly Halston, a joyful warrior, challenges her son's friend to a duel, confident that the warrior will not put his steel away until it's used.
Joclyn Stone, a mother of a groomsman, attends a Mexican wedding and is aware of his anxiety due to misplaced bags.
Professor Debbie Dial is surprised to find Jenner seated after dismissing class, struggling with wood under his desk and begging for attention.
The narrator's wife is pruded about sex, but they still need to meet needs. They meet with Alexis Zara, who knows how to get them going. Mishka needs help with her pool, and a local pool boy is recommended for assistance. He will be busy for a while.
Mrs. Vonage and Mrs. Lee call Misty's son Tommy after discovering her home has been broken into. Johnny offers to keep them company while he's away.
Derrick is amazed to witness his friend's mature mother being abused by a strap-on in sultry, girl-on-girl action, and realizes his professor, Jacy Andrews, is wielding a massive cock weapon, causing him to strike gold with two stunning milf.
Veronica Vaughn and her friends visit a pub on Saturday afternoon, where they trail her prey into the restroom, using diligent cougar tactics.