When Seth knocks on Echo Valley's door, he has no idea what he's getting himself into. She only wants to suck on his big hard cock and suffocate him with her massive titties, but he wants her to register to vote. She's a horny cougar who promises to register ... once she's had her way with him.
Joclyn Stone, a mother of a groomsman, attends a Mexican wedding and is aware of his anxiety due to misplaced bags.
Mikey, Mrs. Starr's son's best friend and student, visits for after-school tutoring despite not needing assistance with his history lesson, knowing her husband and friend's absences.
Bianca Noble and Shayne Ryder share their wardrobes and partner, Rocco, during a camping trip. Rocco sets up a tent before Bianca asks Shayne to wear her new bikini.
Mishka prefers cat hair for hangover remedies, so on New Year's Day, she gives Alan a drink before sucking down his penis.
Tyler, Alexis Malone's son's friend, helps her decide if her Mrs. Claus costume is too skimpy for Christmas. Alexis, a beautiful MILF, enjoys sultry women and lets Tyler open his Christmas present early, screwing her up. Merry Christmas to all.
Katy Jayne, her son's coach, visits her to discuss his insufficient playing time. She suggests that his poor performance is the reason. Katy offers Lawson a deal, allowing him to play with her, expressing genuine desire for more playing time.
Mrs. Harmony Bliss and Crystal Ashley are lustful man-eaters, with Crystal being a crafty cougar who meets Harmony's son's friend, leading to a lucky sandwich.
The narrator's wife is pruded about sex, but they still need to meet needs. They meet with Alexis Zara, who knows how to get them going. Mishka needs help with her pool, and a local pool boy is recommended for assistance. He will be busy for a while.
Professor Stone is urging students to vote, but is unsure of how to convince Alan, who feels significant now after seeing a picture of her curvaceous teacher.
Holly Halston, a joyful warrior, challenges her son's friend to a duel, confident that the warrior will not put his steel away until it's used.
Johnny, a budding illusionist, learns a new card trick from Charlee Chase. However, the blonde, Charlee, believes Johnny is too skilled for it. Johnny learns "The Disappearing Pickle" and uses it to shoot a cumshot.