Every night, Evan Stone would enter the neighborhood tavern without a shirt on and would relentlessly make out with every bartender. He was intolerable to everyone but Dana DeArmond. She was enamored with his outrageous antics, for whatever reason! As they say, there is a person out there for everyone, and when that person is found, they engage in anal intercourse with them in a restroom. Really, it's a true romance!
The narrator encounters a homeless man and treats him with their asshole, allowing him to eat his flesh first. The grinch appreciates being under their holiday gaping spell, as he knows they're not well-boned. The narrator concludes that there are no prostitutes on Christmas, making the narrator happy.
Health Inspector Mick Blue visited my bar to ensure compliance, but I requested him to inspect my private parts during his inspection in the stockroom.
Shelly disappeared, causing concern among the gang. However, she reappeared after being gang-banged by trees, displaying a noticeable change. Her lover Scotty, despite the evil affecting her, was cool with the situation.
A lonely whore enjoys spending time with his hired ladies, including Ms. Alby Rydes. The whore's ex-wife is moved by his narrative. The whore sneaks into his house and realizes their offer of free sex. They fiddle, revealing their true purpose for Christmas. The whore cries, but the vacationing couple captures them in the corner.
