Have you watched Jersey Shore? Don't tell lies. Even if you only watched a few episodes to make jokes, you know you did. I decided to go all out with the prank, so Danny Wylde and I taped an entire sex scene parodying Jersey Shore. In the Smoosh chamber, I could finally realize my wildest dreams!
Danny Wylde, the director of a sanctimonious religious school, criticizes assistant Gia DiMarco for her provocative clothing and tattoos. She kidnaps her employer, Bonnie Rotten, using her as leverage. The curvaceous females seduce and dominate, with Gia giving a passionate kiss and ejaculating all over her.
The narrator found an advertisement for a 24-hour escort service, which made them feel horny. They were sent Steve Holmes, who sensually sucked their tits and stimulated their pussy. The escorts were described as "Magic Escorts," making the narrator feel under a spell.
The head librarian expresses gratitude to Detective Kimberly Kane and her police partner, Mr. Pete, for saving the library from closure through a sexy threesome.
Health Inspector Mick Blue visited my bar to ensure compliance, but I requested him to inspect my private parts during his inspection in the stockroom.
Miss Genocide and Danny enjoyed a brief anal sex respite at my summer BBQ, smuggling them away from the pool and grill for outdoor celebrations.
Payton Leigh and Rhyse Richards created a scene for those stuck at home with a miscarriage, encouraging napping, imagining Payton and Rhyse, and letting go.
Asa Akira, an Asian kinky girl, teaches Danny Wylde the finer aspects of ass eating in Whoreticulture 101. Asa's sphincter gapes as Danny dominates her, banging her pussy and giving her anal hammering. Asa sucks her ass-flavored cock clean and gets an oozy sperm facial.
Jon Jon's attractive, full black penis was adored, and he performed various sex scenes, including kissing feet, pounding ass, and consuming the taste of his sex.
