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Johnny is upset when his sister leaves for Vegas with her boyfriend, and his parents are out of town. He entertains a girl he once disliked, but discovers Skin Diamond has evolved, turning a tough weekend into a diamond in the rough.
A humorous dude surprised his girlfriend by sneaking up on her, recording the moment, and then fucking her on video. The best part is when he shows it to his friends.
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Ralph helps Jenni fix a noisy bike for her son, spending the weekend at her ex-husband's house. Jenni, who appreciates his kindness, wants to express gratitude and let him go, resulting in a bonus for both parties.
Bill wakes up at his friend's house, where Zoey Holloway, his friend's mother, shares her art collection with him, including a fertility doll and sex escapades. Zoey Holloway calls it a motherfucking day.
Maddy Oreilly, an art student, learns from her teacher that her drawings of male anatomy are inaccurate due to her erroneous size. Professor Glide demonstrates the process with an enormous cock, demonstrating the beauty of art.