The Greenland Purchass
You are proud of the position you have in the Danish government. You were, quite honestly, appalled when Donny Trump made his ridiculous offer to purchase Greenland. Furthermore, he made the announcement on Twitter. The stupidity and the arrogance. Selaggia Babe, the Russian ambassador, has visited your office today with a new proposal. Sell it to her. She will fuck you any way you desire in return. Alluring. Is a little pussy worth compromising your allegiance to the state? Indeed. Of course you should.
