LOTR: Arwen A XXX Parody

You're very worn out, Aragorn, aren't you? It's a full-time job keeping those Halflings safe from the Ring Wraths. Despite his wounds, Frodo is currently in Gandalf's care. In a nearby sanctuary, you and Arwen have sought safety. At last, some alone time with that sensual Elf. Her father is obviously not happy with your relationship, but that just makes it better. Aragorn, don't you think that forbidden love is the best sort of love?