Evangelion A XXX Parody

You've always had an innate ability to pilot an Eva, Shinji? You have been neglecting your training, I admit it, but Asuka is going to make you get back on track. Still, she acknowledges that you might be a superior pilot. Envious that your synchronisation abilities surpass hers, an irate Asuka concludes that you have a lot to teach her. Asuka desires a sexual connection with you. Not entirely sure Misato would be cool with these new joystick lessons given all the weird sexual tension between you two, but hey, how would she even find out?